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Benjamin Franklin
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I find Benjamin Franklin a fascinating, enigmatic character. He
was an inventor, statesman, author, publisher, diplomat and, in some opinions, quite the ladies' man. He is alleged
to have been quite popular with some of the ladies of his time, and allegedly fathered one illigitmate child, a
son, and some historians believe there may have others. I hope readers enjoy this somewhat different perspective of
Benjamin Franklin I have chosen to include on this page.
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Ben Franklin
Benjamin Franklin, 1706-90
Benjamin Franklin Trivia
Big News Gets Bigger
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Ben Franklin By Denis Mueller
Besides being an inventor, diplomat, publisher, Franklin was many other
things. One of the things that is many times neglected is that he was a great humorist. Franklin invented what is a quintessential
part of American humor: the homespun character whose insights poke fun at the pretensions of the elite and follies of everyday
life. He created characters such as Poor Richard Saunders, who he used as a pseudonym for his annual almanac. This allowed
him to poke fun at those around him.
An example of this is where he writes about the "inexorable death" of a rival
almanac writer named Titan Leeds. Here, he gives the exact day and time of his rivals death. Leeds falls for Franklin's trap
and is outraged, calling Franklin a "conceited scribbler" and a "fool and a liar." Poor Richard responds that the angry Leeds
proves that he is indeed dead because the real Leeds would never speak like this. "Mr. Leeds is too well bred to use any man
so indecently and scrupulously and moreover his esteem and his affection for me was extra-ordinary."
One of Franklin's favorite devices was the hoax. His frauds became what
we call today the put-on. His satires were playful and contained a moral point to them as well. "The Speech of Polly Baker"
is a good example of this. It tells the story of a woman who is on trial for having her 5th illegitimate child. In this, Franklin
was trying to reveal the double standards of the day.
"I readily consented to the only proposed marriage that ever
was made to me, which was when I was a virgin; but too easily confiding in the person's sincerity that made it, I unhappily
lost my own honor by trusting his; for he got me with a child and then forsook me. That very person you all know; he has now
become the magistrate of this county." He argues that bringing a child in this world made Polly deserving of a statue. Later,
the public was so moved that Polly had several proposals, including one the very next day. It was all a hoax. Polly never
existed.
Another time, while in England to lobby for the American cause, he created
a parable for the English. In it he told how Prussia had helped England in its war years and now began to levy taxes against
the English and restrict trade. When his edict appeared, one guest at a friend's country estate ran into the room proclaiming
that the "King of Prussia was claiming his right to rule this kingdom." Franklin shrugged his shoulders while others expressed
their anger.
He believed that humor and satire are a device that can be used to make a point. Think of films like
"Dr. Strangelove", "MASH", "Network" and you can see where American humor comes from. Franklin was an inspiration to Twain,
Will Rodgers, Hunter Thompson and many other fine humorists who have
made our culture so rich. Franklin was a giant in so many ways and his writings have stood the test of time. His type of humor
is part of our culture and we are better for it.
Sources: Walter Isaacson
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Benjamin Franklin, 1706-90
This American patriot was also one of the country's first spies.
Students of history have long respected Benjamin Franklin
as a scientist, statesman, inventor, and diplomat. But, he was also one of the first Americans to actively engage in espionage
for his country.
During the American Revolution, Franklin went to France on
behalf of the fledgling United States to court the support of the French government. Franklin appeared to be a harmless emissary
of his government, but was actively engaging in propaganda efforts and paramilitary operations to further the cause of American
independence.
Among his most successful schemes was the creation of a false
impression that American and British relations were about to take a turn for the better, prompting France to sign a military
alliance with the United States. Franklin also helped plan the only American attack on the British Isles, and created false
news reports that swayed British public opinion against the war.
Inventor, writer, publisher, diplomat, statesman and . .
. spy! Although many people can list most of my accomplishments, few know that "spy" was among them. I was born in Boston
in 1706 and, like George Washington, had little formal education. But I was curious about the world around me, so I taught
myself what I wanted to learn. That included many subjects, all of which would come in handy later on for what I consider
one of my most important contributions, serving in the Second Continental Congress. I was on many committees in that Congress;
the three most important ones drafted the Declaration of Independence, handled secret correspondence, and secretly obtained
military supplies for the Revolution.
Secret Committees to Gain Information And Supplies The
Committee of Secret Correspondence was really this country's first foreign intelligence directorate. We employed many secret
agents abroad and established a courier system to relay information and even set up a secret Navy to get information and supplies
to us. The Secret Committee was established a few months before the Committee of Secret Correspondence to obtain military
supplies in secret, distribute those supplies, and sell gunpowder to privateers hired by the Continental Congress. We also
secretly contracted for arms and gunpowder. We were so secret we destroyed many of our papers so no records were left behind.
Early Intelligence Operations When I went to France with
Silas Deane and Dr. Arthur Lee to negotiate a French-American alliance for the war, the mission involved more than diplomacy.
We gathered intelligence, distributed propaganda, coordinated aid from America's secret allies, and recruited new people to
the cause. I also had my share of counterintelligence woes when I discovered that several of my employees, including a secretary
and a courier, were British agents.
I remember a bit of propaganda I produced to discourage the
Hessian mercenaries fighting us. I concocted a letter from a German prince to the commander of his mercenaries stating the
commander should leave his wounded for dead rather than have them unfit to serve their prince. At the same time, to their
homeland I wrote a news article detailing the horrible deaths of these soldiers and others at the hands of the Indians. I
think these items, plus the leaflets I disguised as tobacco packets that promised land grants to deserting Hessian soldiers,
quickly got the Hessians out of the war and weakened our enemy further. Yes, I have had a long and full life, but I shall
always remember my time as a "spy"!
Franklin, would you believe, was a practicing 18th century
nudist! He took his "air baths" by sitting in the buff in front of an open window.
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Benjamin Franklin Trivia
Benjamin Franklin, born in 1706, had seven sisters and nine brothers.
He was the fifteenth child and youngest son. When he died at 84, nearly 200,000 admirers attended his funeral.
Benjamin Franklin's autobiography was the best-seller of the year in America
in 1794. It was published in England the year before, three years after Franklin's death.
Benjamin Franklin, born in 1706, was the 15th of 17 siblings.
The idea of daylight saving was first conceived by Benjamin Franklin during
his sojourn as an American delegate in Paris in 1784, in an essay, "An Economical Project." By increasing the available amount
of daylight during the summer and decreasing it during the winter season, Franklin hoped to provide the world with a greater
opportunity of doing productive work during the summer months, as opposed to the cold and dreary days of winter. Although
Ben Franklin suggested it, it was first adopted in 1916 during World War I, in several counties in Europe, although it was
proposed several times before, but rejected.
Franklin wanted the turkey, not the eagle, to be the U.S. national symbol.
He considered the eagle a "bird of bad moral character" because it lives "by sharping and robbing."
He devised the first wet suit for divers, as well as a primitive version
of today’s flippers.
Benjamin Franklin slept in four beds every night. He had a theory that
a warm bed sapped a man’s vitality. So when one bed became too warm, Ben jumped into another.
Benjamin Franklin drew the first cartoon ever published in an American
newspaper. His drawing appeared in the "Pennsylvania Gazette" on May 9, 1754.
Ben Franklin was once considered a traitor. Mobs almost burned down Ben
Franklin's house during the Stamp Act crisis. When the hated taxes were first enacted, Franklin, in England on official business,
assumed he would have to go along with them, so he bought tax stamps for his newspaper. When word word reached Philadelphia,
the citizens were enraged. His wife fortified herself in an upstairs room of their house, which she filled with guns and ammunition.
Fortunately, the incident passed peacefully.
It could be said that American pioneer Benjamin Franklin invented bifocals,
along with many other things. Anyone looking at a list of Benjamin Franklin's inventions would see a man of many talents and
interests. Indeed, it was the scientist in Franklin that brought out the inventor - his natural curiosity about things and
the way they work made him try to find ways to make them work better. For example, Franklin had poor vision and needed glasses
to read. He got tired of constantly taking them off and putting them back on, so he decided to figure out a way to make his
glasses let him see both near and far. He had two pairs of spectacles cut in half and put half of each lens in a single frame.
Today, we call these types of glasses bifocals. Although he did make many important discoveries and advancements, Ben did
not "invent" electricity. He did, however, invent the lightning rod which protected buildings and ships from lightning damage.
Did Benjamin Franklin really invent the harmonica?
No, but he did invent something called the glass harmonica which noted
composers of the day (such as a couple of hacks named Mozart and Beethoven) incorporated into some of their works. From 1757
to 1766, Benjamin Franklin served as a delegate for colonial America which caused him to spend a great deal of time in London
and Paris. During this period, it was quite popular and entertaining for amateur musicians to perform on sets of singing glasses.
Franklin was taken by the "utopian and ethereal beauty" of the sound, and immediately, set to work on refining said sound
into a proper musical instrument. Franklin used wine glasses of varying sizes to create his harmonica, first removing the
stems and drilling through the bottoms. After corking these holes, he mounted the glasses (in order of increasing size) onto
a horizontal spindle. This spindle was rotated over a foot treadle at a rapid speed. Musicians played the instrument by touching
moistened fingers to the edges of the rotating glasses. The high-pitched sounds that emanated were due to the vibrations from
within the air column of the glasses. The delicate, ethereal beauty of the sound made it a popular instrument of its day.
Around the mid-nineteenth century, with the decline of Romanticism, Franklin's
instrument fell into decline and even disrepute. Indeed, the notorious hypnotist Dr. Frank Mesmer used the glass harmonica
in his therapy sessions, giving it a negative connotation. For years, few people were aware of its existence. Fortunately
for us, today the instrument is making a concerted revival due to the handcrafted and excellent sounding models constructed
by master glassblower Gerhard Finkenbeiner.
When Ben Franklin was living in England he used the breast stroke during
his regular swims across the Thames River - the same stroke used by Matthew Webb in 1875 when be became the first person to
swim the English Channel.
Big News Gets Bigger
The Federal Communications Commission voted to let
media companies own both a newspaper and a television or radio station in the nation's 20 largest media markets. The controversial
decision reverses a longstanding ban on such cross-media conglomeration.
Opponents of the change say the old rule helped prevent
major media companies from becoming too dominant. Supporters say the new rule simply recognizes a changing media landscape,
in which newspapers are struggling to find readers and more folks find the information they need online.
Either way, we say it's a good time to look back at American
media's roots--to a time when local voices like Ben Franklin's dominated. After all, before he messed around with lightning
or charmed French royalty, old Ben was a newspaperman.
Back then, printers did it all--interviewing recently arrived
ship captains for out-of-town news, writing articles, plagiarizing stories from other newspapers, selling ads, printing the
pages, and distributing the final product. In fact, most colonial newspapers sprang from small printshops that employed just
the owner and his teenage apprentice.
Ben Franklin started in the printing trade as an apprentice
to his older brother, James, who ran a small printshop in Boston. Working there exposed the young Franklin to different kinds
of writing and gave him a chance to borrow books on the sly from booksellers' apprentices.
In those days, printers had to be smart and strong. Composing
the pages was a mental feat--type was set letter by letter, using little blocks of metal, and for the page to appear correctly
when printed, every line had to be composed in reverse. (Many printers were as adept at reading backward as forward.) After
the pages were made, the printer personally pulled the lever on the heavy wooden press to stamp the image--one page at a time.
No wonder few colonial newspapers had a press run of more than 300.
James Franklin wanted his publication, the New-England
Courant, to be more than the usual collection of 6-month-old news that appeared in other colonial newspapers. So he solicited
articles. In 1722, 14 letters appeared in the New-England Courant signed by "Silence Dogood." The middle-aged widow
had a lot to say about the clergy, fashion, and political matters, and people loved it--even if they didn't know who the Widow
Dogood really was.
Using a pen name was common at the time, so everyone knew
"Dogood" wasn't her real name. But no one knew that 16-year-old Ben had actually written the letters, sliding them under the
printshop's door at night.
A year after the Silence Dogood letters were published,
Ben ran away from his brother's employ. (Things got rough for James after he was thrown in jail for suggesting the local authorities
were in cahoots with pirates.) Still in his teens, Ben apprenticed with a Philadelphia printer before sailing for London and
working there for two years. By 1729, he was back in Philadelphia and publishing his own newspaper, the Pennsylvania Gazette.
The Gazette was like most newspapers of its day--no
headlines, few illustrations, and it ran only four pages. What set it apart was Franklin's lively version of local news. He
filled the columns with anecdotes like this one: "And sometime last Week, we are informed, that one Piles a Fidler, with his
Wife, were overset in a Canoo near Newtown Creek. The good Man, 'tis said, prudently secur'd his Fiddle, and let his Wife
go to the Bottom." The Pennsylvania Gazette became one of the most successful newspapers of its time.
Colonial newspapers had no separate editorial pages, but
they were packed with opinions. Just as he had done in his Silence Dogood days, Franklin often wrote an article in the voice
of a fictional citizen. In 1735, he printed a letter purportedly written by an elderly gentleman, who encouraged his fellow
Philadelphians to establish a volunteer fire department. The imaginary old man described leaping out the window of a burning
house. By the end of the year, the Union Fire Company of Philadelphia had formed.
Franklin's most successful editorial alter ego was "Poor
Richard" Saunders, the pen name Franklin used for the 25 years he published Poor Richard's Almanack. In the colonies,
practically every printer published an annual almanac. These thick pamphlets, showing the phases of the moon and predicting
the weather, were moneymakers because most literate households purchased one every year.
In 1732, Franklin threw together a 24-page publication
with a first-person preface signed by Richard Saunders. The "author," a destitute stargazer whose shrewish wife threatened
to burn all his books and astronomy instruments if he didn't "make some profitable use of them," admitted the reason he wrote
the almanac was to make a little money and get her off his back.
From 1732 to 1757, Poor Richard's grew in popularity
as readers found more than the usual astronomical charts and tidal tables. Tucked into this almanac were proverbs such as
"Early to Bed, and early to rise, makes a Man healthy, wealthy and wise." Franklin said he saw the almanac as a way to educate
folks who might not buy any other books and so "filled all the little spaces that occurred between the Remarkable Days in
the Calendar, with Proverbial Sentences, chiefly such as inculcated Industry and Frugality."
Some years Franklin sold 10,000 copies. Combined with good
investments and lucrative printing contracts, the profits from the almanac allowed him to retire from printing at the ripe
old age of 42. Of course, Franklin's "retirement" was more active than many a person's working life. And though he was hailed
as a scientist, diplomat, patriot, and philosopher, at the end of his days, Franklin was still proud of his printshop roots.
When he wrote his will at the age of 82, he began: "I, Benjamin Franklin, printer, . . . "
--Colleen Kelly
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