Concerns About God

Can somebody please explain to me why there is so much fighting between various religions. It seems to me that it is pretty childish. The different religions are basically trying to kill each other off to see who has the better imaginary friend. Atheist have it good. Nobody hates them for who they are not. Of course, it is not all peaches and cream for them either. They have nobody to talk to during an orgasm for instance.

Wondering about the existence of God has kept scholars and scientists perplexed throughout the ages. There are way more questions than answers. Questions such as If there is a God, and he Sneezes...whatever do you say? And If God dropped Acid, would he see people? A lot of people wondered why he made a world with so much conflict and pain, and Pokeman cards. And why did he make a world with so many religions. Was it so that he could make a prophet?

And why do people worship him so much? According to recent statistics, God is the leading cause of death.

Oh no, it was not easy for him at first...And god said, let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me, and then said "Let there be Lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan, and then said, let there be Politicians, so that people don't blame everything on lawyers, and then couldn't come up with a damned thing...he tried plagues, floods, war, the depression, Charles Manson, Marilon Manson, Rap Music and Monica Lewinsky, Planet of the Apes 1 - 5, and now the sequel, but could not find anything to take the take the blame off of the politicians backs. He almost came close with Bill Gates, but still fell short.

It is tough to figure out why all politicians are so religious, but most of them are all church going, God fearing individuals. But something just does not add up...I never quite understood why politicians swear on a bible upon taking office. They're politicians, they have no conscience. Like putting one hand on the bible with the other behind your back with your fingers crossed will make a difference?

And what is with the Vatican? Talk about hypocrites. Did you know that they actually have a policy against surrogate mothers? How awful! It's a damned good thing that they were not in power when Jesus was born!