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Common Errors in English
PAGE CONTENTS:
Definitions
Meanings of Phrases
English Factoids and Trivia
What Is a Pun?
Easy Steps to Gooder Grammar
Definitions:
A palindrome is a word, number or phrase
that reads the same forward and backward; ex: mom, pop, dad, kayak, etc.
When two words are combined to form a single
word (e.g., motor + hotel = motel, breakfast + lunch = brunch) the new word is called a "portmanteau."
The word nightmare is the private name of a medieval
female demon that attacked sleeping people. "Mare" means goblin in Old English.
Meanings of Phrases
Pull Out All The Stops - Meaning:
To use every means at your disposal. Each pipe in an organ contains a 'stop' which blocks the flow of air; pulling out
tspecific stops allows sets of pipes to sound. An organist wanting the loudest sound possible "pulls out all the stops."
To The Hilt - Meaning: All the
way. A hilt is a handle of a sword or dagger. When you stab as far as you can, it's "to the hilt"
When My Ship Comes In - Meaning:
When financial luck improves. Before steamships, cargo ships depended on wind, luck and weather. Investors who had a
large financial stake in a ships cargo often waited anxiously, hoping the ship would arrive before they ran out of money.
English Factoids and Trivia
English now contains close to a million words
- way more than any other language. Technical terms have ballooned the total. But English is also thought to be the world's
most varied language from a poetic standpoint...because borrowed words from other tongues create many synonyms.
In the first edition of the Oxford English Dictionary,
unabridged, the most esteemed dictionary in English, the longest word was 'floccinaucinihilipilification,' which meant something
that wasn't worth diddlysquat. But in the second edition, 'pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis' took first place.
Careful, you might contract it by straining your lungs to pronounce it. Source: www.worldwidewords.com
Of all the words in the English language, the
word 'set' has the most definitions!
When did correct spelling
become important? Spelling was a creative activity at least as late as Shakespeare's day, about 1600. In those
good old days, spelling was no more fixed than the language, and the Bard himself appears to have spelled his own name differently
every time he wrote it. But the invention of the printing press and the spread of education that it fostered was already
beginning to end all that. Wider literacy coincided with the rise of vernacular languages, which eclipsed Latin. English,
like French, Italian, and other tongues, got serious, taking on rules, consistency and standardization. Setting it in type
was like setting it in stone. By the late 18th and early 19th centuries, the rules solidified and a new subject was added
to the curriculum. Everyone had to learn how to spell. Torture, no longer practiced in dungeons, was perpetuated in the classroom.
Source: THE OXFORD COMPANION TO THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, ed. by Tom MacArthur and DICTIONARY OF MISINFORMATION by Tom Burnam
What English word do most
people probably use more often than any other, aside from "the," "I," etc.? Hello is ubiquitous. That's
it - unless you're one of those people who picks up the phone and says "yeah," or greets others merely with a nod. It started
in Chaucer's time as "hallow," also a word for saint so perhaps it had some religious connotation, as in "bless you." It eventually
evolved into "hallo." Nineteenth century Americans were saying "hullo" until it all fell into place as "hello" about the time
that the telephone came into use.
But when the first telephone exchange was set
up in 1878 in New Haven, Connecticut, people actually answered the phone with, "ahoy." While that happens to be the eccentric
way that Alexander Graham Bell greeted people, I think the new invention simply left those folks feeling at sea.
Source: DICTIONARY OF WORD AND PHRASE Origins
by William and Mary Morris
WHAT WORD IN MODERN ENGLISH
HAS BEEN AROUND THE LONGEST? The answer is a tie. According to the Oxford English Diction- ary, which includes
the dates of the earliest known usage of each English word, the words "town" and "priest" were noted around the years 601
to 604, taken from 7th-century Anglo- Saxon documents and stone inscriptions.
WHAT LETTER WAS THE LAST TO
BE INCLUDED IN OUR ALPHABET? The "j" which became the 26th letter during the fifteenth century.
Which letter is the oldest?
The letter "O" is the oldest letter. It has not changed in shape since its adoption in the Phoenician alphabet c. 1300
B.C.
THERE ARE FOURTEEN PUNCTUATION
MARKS IN THE ENGLISH GRAMMAR. WHAT ARE THEY? period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question
mark, exclamation point, quotation marks, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses.
WHAT ARE THE ONLY THREE WORDS
IN STANDARD ENGLISH THAT BEGIN WITH THE LETTERS "DW". Dwarf, dwell, and dwindle.
WHAT ARE THE ONLY TWO WORDS
IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE THAT CONTAIN ALL THE VOWELS, INCLUDING "Y," IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER? Facetiously and Abstemiously.
WHAT WORD HAS THE HIGHEST
NUMBER OF SEPARATE DEFINITIONS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE? The word "set" has the highest number of separate definitions
in the English Language (192 definitions according to the Oxford English Dictionary.)
WHY DO WE READ FROM LEFT
TO RIGHT? The early Greeks tried writing from right to left and left to right several times before settling into
a system going from left to right. There is nothing inherent in the human brain or our visual system that requires that we
read from left to right or top to bottom. Many languages have been written in different directions, and the brain is perfectly
capable of adapting to symbols arranged in any order.
WHAT IS THE ONLY FIFTEEN LETTER
WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE THAT CAN BE WRITTEN WITHOUT REPEATING A LETER? Uncopyrightable
WHAT IS THE ONLY TWO-SYLLABLE
WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE WITH NO TRUE VOWELS? The word "rhythm".
WHAT IS THE ONLY WORD IN THE
ENGLISH LANGUAGE WITH 3 CONSECUTIVE DOUBLE LETTERS? Not Mississippi. Remember, the letters must be CONSECUTIVE. Give
up? It's BOOKKEEPER.
Words ending in dous The
English language contains only four words that end in "dous." They are tremendous, stupendous, hazardous...and..and...if
I don't tell you the last one that would absolutely horrendous. (Source: OXFORD ENGLISH DICTIONARY)
What's the proper way to pronounce
"ye?" The 'y' in signs reading "ye olde.." is properly pronounced with a 'th' sound, not 'y'. The "th" sound does
not exist in Latin, so ancient Roman-occupied (present day) England use the rune "thorn" to represent "th" sounds. With the
advent of the printing press the character from the Roman alphabet which closest resembled thorn was the lower case "y".
The English-language alphabet originally had only 24 letters.
One missing letter was "J," which was the last letter to be added to the alphabet. The other latecomer to the alphabet was
"U."
The ten most common letters in the English
language (in order) are e, t, a, o, i, n, s, h, r, and d.
What is a pun? Also
called paronomasia, a pun is a humorous use of a word in such a way as to suggest different meanings or applications, or a
play on word. A few examples follow; - I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After
Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter "Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another
bite." - Cabbage should be eaten raw in fact that's Cole's Law. - A will is a relative thing. - In a Scandinavian
race the last Lapp crossed the Finnish line. - Some children think that their parents are all no-ing. - When he fell
in the wet concrete he left a bad impression. - Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. -
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. - An astronaut who fails on a weightlessness experiment
must be aware of the gravity of the situation. - It's better to love a short girl than not a tall. - Dead sharks aren't
be-whaled especially when they are lone sharks. - A ham walked out of the hospital and said "I'm cured." - When neon
lights were perfected the inventor was positively glowing. - Stereo speakers are made by 'high volume' manufacturers. -
A pun can be made on any subject except a king who isn't a subject. - The conductor who didn't pay his orchestra had to
face the music. - MISSOURI asked me to borrow MISSISSIPPIS's NEW JERSEY. I said "I don't know - ALASKA." - Twin monks
who rang church bells died. They were dead ringers. - A long knife has been invented that cuts four loaves of bread at
a time called a four loaf cleaver. - A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
A GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN REWORD
* Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery. * A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. * Practice
safe eating - always use condiments. * Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. * I used to work in a blanket factory,
but it folded. * If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons? * Marriage
is the mourning after the knot before. * A hangover is the wrath of grapes. * Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
* Sea captains don't like crew cuts. * Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? * A successful diet is the triumph of
mind over platter. * A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
* Without geometry, life is pointless.
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When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
* Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
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When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
[From the AndyChaps Funnies]
Easy Steps to Gooder Grammar
1. Don't abbrev. 2.
Check to see if you any words out. 3. Be carefully to use adjectives and adverbs correct. 4. About sentence fragments.
5. When dangling, don't use participles. 6. Don't use no double negatives. 7. Each pronoun agrees with their antecedent.
8. Just between You and i, case is important. 9. Join clauses good, like a conjunction should. 10. Don't use commas,
that aren't necessary. 11. Its important to use apostrophe's right. 12. It's better not to unnecessarily split an
infinitive. 13. Never leave a transitive verb just lay there without an object. 14. Only Proper Nouns should be capitalized.
15. a sentence should begin with a capital and end with a period 16. Use hyphens in compound-words, not just in any
two-word phrase. 17. In letters compositions reports and things like that we use commas to keep a string of items apart.
18. Watch out for irregular verbs which have creeped into our language. 19. Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
20. Avoid unnecessary redundancy. 21. A writer mustn't shift your point of view. 22. Don't write a run-on sentence
you've got to punctuate it. 24. A preposition isn't a good thing to end a sentence with. 25. Avoid cliches like the
plague.
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