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Male
or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-lving objects are actually
either male or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see
right through them.
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and
are often over inflated.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the
same old lines for picking up people.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at
all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive
device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object,
because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the
weight shifts to the bottom.
THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider
this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push,
he just keeps trying.
WEB PAGES: Female,
because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
Thanks a bunch to Karen,
for enlightening us about the sexuality of these items.
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