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Now, as we all know, George W. Bush is a very uncurious President.
Quite frankly, his "uncuriosity" (is there such a word?) seems to know no limits. However, if Bush was more curious,
what kinds of profound questions would he ask? Inquiring minds want to know, so here goes. Now, gentle reader,
please don't laugh. These are very serious questions that a more astute, curious Bush might ask.
PAGE CONTENTS:
Top Ten Questions
President Bush Asked The Pope
Top Ten Things Overheard on George W. Bush's Trip to The Middle East
Top Ten Ways George W. Bush Can Improve His Approval Rating
Top Ten Signs President Bush Has Too Much Time On His Hands
Top Ten Questions President Bush Asked The Dalai Lama
Top Ten Questions President Bush Asked The Pope
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10. "Where is the little lady?"
9. "How long have you been Poping?"
8.
"Jessica Alba or Jessica Biel?"
7. "Have you ever tried eggs benedict?"
6. "Could you perform an exorcism on Dick
Cheney?"
5. "You on spring break?"
4. "What are you doing for Passover?"
3. "Could you record a wacky greeting
for my voicemail?"
2. "Can I come up to visit you and Rudolph at the North Pole?"
1. "Could you do something about
my approval rating?"
*"Late Show" Top Ten
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Top Ten Things Overheard on George W. Bush's Trip to The Middle
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10. Where can I buy one of them flying carpets?
9. Good afternoon ladies
and gentlemen it's me the guy who rammed democracy down your throats
8. Is the war over yet?
7. I know your
name's Mahmoud but I'm gonna call you 'Manny'
6. Gas up Air Force One W. wants to go to Reno
5. Tell Cheney
he doesn't have to call me every time he has a heart attack
4. I wonder if Jackoway hammered out that interim agreement
with Hamas
3. That's not a kitty, sir, it's a Sphinx
2. It's nice to finally put a face to the devastation
I've created
1. My next stop the Middle West!
*"Late Show" Top Ten
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Top Ten Ways George W. Bush Can Improve His
Approval Rating
10. Fewer embarrassing gaffes, more humiliating blunders
9.
Replace "Hail To The Chief" with Black Sabbath's "Iron Man"
8. Send FEMA to rebuild Knicks
7. Change name to Barack
W. Obusha
6. Show America you're not some stiff workaholic by blowing off work sometimes
5. Jump Snake River in rocket-powered
"Sky-Cycle"
4. Become trapped in an elevator until January 20, 2009
4. Become trapped in an elevator until January
20
3. Less of this (VT: Bush dancing in New Orleans)
2. Ask father for tips on how he achieved his 31% approval rating
1. Hide Cheney's medication
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Top Ten Signs President Bush Has Too
Much Time On His Hands
10. Spends most of the day looking for friends on Facebook
9. Stops by Cheney's office every five minutes to see if he's still alive
8. Calls leaders of foreign countries yelling,
"Baba Booey Baba Booey"
7. Sits on the White House lawn and waves at cars
6. The man is a walking encyclopedia on
"The Hills"
5. Gives the 3 p.m. White House tour
4. Earlier today, he washed and waxed Air Force One
3. Doing
a three-episode stint as a sexy assistant on "How I Met Your Mother"
2. "President is on the Trampoline" isn't Secret
Service code, he's actually on the trampoline
1. Finally catching up on unread intelligence memos
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Top Ten Questions President Bush Asked The Dalai Lama
10. "What is that some kind of Halloween get-up?"
9. "Is there
a peaceful way for me to bomb Iran back to the stone age?"
8. "I got one for you — why do we drive on a parkway
and park on a driveway?"
7. "Where's Mrs. Lama?"
6. "Are you that Japanese guy my dad threw up on?"
5.
"Is it true yoga is the new oil?"
4. "What the hell is happening on 'Lost'?"
3. "How's business in Dollywood?"
2. "Have you ever met Dr. Phil?"
1. "I know your cousin Barack O'Lama"
[From the Late Show with David
Letterman]
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